GAPZaa 2008 (a little late)

[MForce4ever]

Alright so this is a little late but here's my PTR from Dollywood/GAPZaa from December 5-7 2008...(GAPZaa is an annual christmas event sponcered by a fourm called the GAP at http://www.ghettoassparadise.com ) So here's part 1: Friday


it's cold


Chris says "Cold weather makes me drive faster"


1st of 4 Sonic stops on the trip


I think this is the place


Majestic


Ok this has got to be the place


Brandi welcomes us to the most ghetto fabulous party EVAR!


How nice


This was before Steve went incredible hulk on clint


Karen's muff really made the rounds this year


Dollywood and GAPZaa coming up

[MForce4ever]

Part 2: Dollywood


Welcome to Dollywood indeed


This must not be the VIP entrance


Against all foul weather? psssh whatev


Figured this would be better than him pretending that he was holding a butterfly


Chris really wanted to buy this car, but realized he couldnt afford the weekly installments


I had to listen to the sign


That's a lot of GAPers


Part one of the "make your own meal" attraction, hunting an endangered species


Part two: get that sh!t on the skillet


We've all seen Dollywood's famous scooter races, but this was even cooler; Scooter versus Stroller


Tommy represents the deuce hatchetmenz I brought (Don: one of those is for you)


Apparently this wreath is a scale model of Jarsh's rosebud


I was representing for the picture and I accidently called out a local gang


GAP goes Dickso...I mean Disko


So what are they building anyway?


Joie comes out of one chick's closet and into another


I got the first ride of the day on Veggietales


This just screams authentic


0o0o0o0o pretty


See caption above


Lights and colors are fun


Another sweet ass tree


umm...Ouch


Julie says she needs a moment alone with the jar


All this store sells are excorsists and pedo preachers


Where the hell am I?

coming up: GAPZaa

[MForce4ever]

Part 3: GAPZaa & more?
So after the last trip I was on with Chris I was still on Parole after this


uh oh not again!

After Chris bailed me out this time he told me I was banned from all future trips


So back at the GAPbin it's time for GAPZaa

Wow somebody knew exactly what Clint wanted


That's right Ford looking disappointed about your gift is the most sincere way to accept it


Karen shows off her skills, that's right her boobs double as a garbage bag holder


Than Karen opens her gift and sees that she has received a whip and a S&M instructional book...and interestingly enough her whip much like her muff surely made the rounds this weekend


Don't remember what the * was going on here but I'm sure you can all make your own assumptions


This is just a warm up for James, about 10 minutes later out on the deck Josh whipped the hell out of him while calling him Toby


So Ford and I decide to go ruin Kady's private moment on the porch by going to smoke


The most insane SeaWorld show ever presented is about to begin


And here's the star of the show, Shamu!


Tommy managed to snag the sought after iTunes gift card


View from the GAPbin...yeah, hi


Yeah, hi


How surprising, Josh is playing with a stick and balls


The entire convo which occurred here was LOL

So Saturday night after the premier of GAP TV...wait what? GAP TV? You don't know nothing bout that unless you was up in the GAPbin with us for GAPZaa 2008! Afterwards we watched what is possibly the worst movie ever made entitled "Terror Firmer" but boy did it fit somehow...


The next morning Karen looks like she had a great rest


Joie cuddles with Basil


Here is where Joie and I mess up each others shots by taking them at the same time and looking at only our own cameras LOL


I think James is ready for Cracker Burrul


But we still have to take the group shot!


I think he's craving some meat


Jarsh is sick of waiting to be seated at Cracker Burrul so he gets some Krispy Kremes from next door


No caption needed


After he was done with the donuts he went to the bathroom and found that Lemmiwinnks had escaped


This is a huge Cracker Burrul


On the drive home, this looks very nice


And here's all the cool stuff I got from GAPZaa

It was a great time and Dollywood was fun. Thanks for reading.

[MForce4ever]

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[Goku1910]

yeah....topic fail

[DejaVu2001]

^ Yeah....post FAIL

[tp41190]

Nice Ill have to cash to go next year.

Also, I cant wait to see GAPTV

[Goku1910]

^ Yeah....post FAIL

PTR is a little boring.

sorry to say, Who would go to Dollywood in the middle of Winter?!

[cycamps]

^I would...

[Goku1910]

I hate Cold Weather.


so yeah...no offense to ya.

I apologize for being rude.

[MForce4ever]

yeah....topic fail

Why don't you post a PTR ass?