But who wants to be bummed out like that, seriously. We're going to Six Flags!
After months of sitting in my cold dark room waiting for the slightest warm gust of wind, opening day has arrived!
Although, it was hardly a warm day. That didn't stop us from having fun. Neither did the countless amount of rides being closed.
Megan, Merry Death, Parker, and myself met up with Dally and David near the new Dark Knight entrance.
Which, I might add, is looking pretty good. However, I feel maybe some tinted mirrors instead of a painted sky for windows would be better suiting for Gotham City.
That Guy, looking suspiciously happy, was ready to start the season!
First stop was The Ride.
Being her favorite, this made Merry Death very happy. Also made Parker wet himself (or maybe that's just his excuse).
You can also see the Royalty for a Day sticker on Parker's jacket.
We decided to go visit This Guy
Who was totally the king of a closed down Superman.
And we saw some TDK track Oh Em Jee!
"Parker wanty."
Ah, crap. Deja Vu is closed.
Bull's getting a nice new coat of paint, yay!
In best Batman from Batman Begins impression: "Nice coat."
Miserably cold! And poor Megan's got no pants!
Then Nolan's all like "C'mooonnnnnn" and then mumbled something about rejects.
Yeah, Vuja De is closed today. All well, maybe next week.
I feel it's necessary to tell you that because it was so cold, it was harder for me to remember to take pictures. So they may seem a little sporadic.
Parker and Merry Death getting nomeD.
Then they kicked the Trash Receptacle's ass!
The posse.
Over at Batman again, Lundy had a great idea. Blind everyone with the camera flash!
Lazy punks...
Umm.... what?
Whizzer time, yay!
Nolan just can't stay away, can he?
Fatties.
Flying cows were fun.
Merry Death chased them away.
Damn, I thought I heard it cycling.
Wait up, guys! G... guys?
Superdude was now open, so we checked in to see if This Guy was doing his job.
I'm digging the new TV's a lot. And it somehow makes ads less annoying.
I seeeee you.
Weeee!
Super bulge! You think he'd have to wear a kryptonite condom? No, wait... that would kill him.
As we headed home, Parker did his amazing disappearing act.
Now you see'm
Now y'don't.
The End.
