Hey James is here!
Our drive to Magic Mountain was a fun and constantly on edge ride thanks to James's ghetto wagon having a hood that likes to pop up while driving.
See? There it goes.
It was kinda crowded outside the park and I must say I was surprised to hear that the park didn't open until 10:30.
James, running to Tatsu (using the Revolution flashpass entrance as a short cut), keeps himself cool by panting.
Lucky us, Tatsu wasn't even open yet. We were first in line.
James stands in awe of the mighty pretzel.
Hey look! Politically incorrect cartoon characters!
James sexy with Tatsu.
And me... uh... I think.
Walking down the hill of death.
"I'm too tall for this."
Goldrusher. Well known for it's legroom.
How dramatic!
James points out the irony of the no smoking sign in the smoking section.
Future reference: This benches are NOT bolted down.
Urban art.
"Hey.... What's that thing?"
"Huh? That? Oh that's only the best stand-up ever."
The Boy Wonder and The Boy Underwear.
Oh yeah! I caught this kid trying to take a piss on Scream! Ha ha. He was pretty embarrassed .
Parking lot or not. It's still fun.
This picture is obsolete now, considering Flashy has left us completely by now, but it's nice to note that they were rippin' it apart all day.
Tilt.
It was starting to get busy. Even Revolution had a line. We decided a flashpass would be a prudent idea.
"Must touch fake animal!"
Goliath seemed like a good idea.
Special thanks to the flashpass.
Oh, and if you look carefully, you can see a monkey up in the far corner...ish.
Lemme eat your face!
Goliath from SECRET LOCATIONZ
Why is this open in 50 degree weather?
James wants to steal the coasters.
That's as far as it goes anymore.
"Who the f*** is this kid?!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Twisty chops.
"I like rolley coasters"
"Let's go throw balls at kids!"
SUCK
All of a sudden we hear this loud GEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOWW KABOMP!.
It was the sound of this piece being cut and falling into itself.
My God, they mangled the crap out of this guy.
Magical floating balls!
Ohhh pretty.
We caught a ride to the top of the evil mountain to see if Ninja was open yet. It wasn't.
So we went by the Psyclone grave site. James was actually akin to this disasterpiece.
And look. The Vu-ski.
Them gals aint wearin' no panties.
Gotham City junky.
Random abstraction.
Look at the size of this smoking section! Holy carp!
Hmm, starting to get late....
Even Colossus has a longish line...
Let's do Goliath and head out...
And we did....
What's next on the agenda?
Wow I'm still tired. 
