OK, let us be honest. There are many sfgamworld posts that make most of your eyes roll, make you want to poke out your eyes (well, maybe), and make you want to hit the back button in your browser as fast as humanly possibly.
So, instead of being a troll and replying to each and everyone of them, I'm going to make a general listing of them here. Feel free to add on ones that you despise as well! Let's see just how angry we can make the posters who post these type of topics...
editorial note - typos are intentional
My Favorite SFGAm World - like topics and posts - (exagerrated, just a bit, in most cases, for maximum satire ) -
ATTENDANCE / LINES
Does anyone know what the line will be like for Batman on June 5th, 2009 at 3:30pm???
Will anyone be at the park tomorrow? I'm going and hope that no one else in the world knows that it's open so I can have the park to myself!
Will the park be busey on Aug 25, Aug 26, Sept 1, Sept 2nd, Oct 13, Oct 14, Oct 26, Oct 27, or Oct 28? I ame going on oen of tose days and wat to now witch will be the less busiest?
COASTER EXPERIENCES
I got stuck on V2. It was so cool..except for those damn LIM things - they are quite HOT HOT HOT.
While riding the Demon today, I saw a bucket while diving into the skull. What's with that? Is someone standing up there and dumping buckets of water - or maybe acid - on unsuspecting riders as they travel into the skull's mouth!??!
When a ride gets stuck, what causes that? Someone hitting the pause button in the operator's booth?
IW is so smooth that I only needed to be hospitalized three nights after I rode it (down from five nights when I rode it last season). Also, thankfully, unlike last time, the MRI didn't show any brain damage! Yey me!!!!
NEW COASTER
DID YOU GUYS HERE THAT WERE GETTING A FLOORLESS?!?! IT'S GOING TO GO UNDERGROUND, UNDER THE ENTIRE PARK (SIMILAR TO HADES). IT WLL RUN 5 TRAINS - 3 OF THEM BACKWARDS - AND REACH, WITH THE HELP OF NASA ENGINEERING, A HEIGHT OF 543KM. THIS RIDE WILL BANKRUPT THE ENTIRE SF CHAIN - AND, OF COURSE OPEN 15 YEARS LATE, AND THEN ONLY RUN FOR 3.5 DAYS BEFORE FALLING OVER.
I know i know...it has been melted and sold for scrap, but is shockwave coming back??? If so, where would you put it? i would rip out the waterpark and put it there.
Will the park be building a coaster or stuff across the street on the land that they own?????? If so, will it be a 4d pleaz? i hope so.
DEJA VU
Will Deja Vu be open 5 days more than three days prior to the day before the 4th maxing gibbous moon of 2007?
Has anyone ever *REALLY* barbecued on the wooden evacution platform that the park took it upon themselves to install? If not, they should definitely install a barebecue stand up there - with Deja Vu's reliability, it at least would be open half of the season.
TRIP REPORTS/ MEET-UPS
Woke up, went to sfgam, did stuff, drove home, and went to sleep. 9/10
greasy papa john's pizza - rating/cost - 1 out of 2 kidneys
Bathroom smell - 5/9
Freshness rating of the urinal cake in the mens bathroom urinal - 5/2
Hey i am going to ga in 35 minutes and want to know if anyone wants to meet up if you do please call me at 123-456-7890 if you go, look for me as i will be wearing a white t-shirt pants socks shoes and a watch if you see me please say hi that is unless youre one of those people my mommy warned me about that she sees on those dateline nbc specials if you are one of those people please just leave me alone k thxxx.
omg, I went to sfgam and deja vu was closed all day ( it suxed
omg, I went to sfgam and deja vu was open! I rode it 3 times in seats 3.14b and 2.7a and 9.353c. it was awesome. good tr, no?
FRIGHT FEST
Does anyone want to meet up for some Jack stalking at LAFF? Keep in mind, if you meet up with me, you may only observe me drooling onto the floor at the show and may not also drool or stare at his fineness. He is mine, and if anyone comes between him and me, I will hurt them - badly. And don't even attempt to follow him home after the park closes - that's MY JOB!
what music are they playing for terror twister this year...i realize it hasn't changed for years but heard from screamscape they were going to play country music..that would just be pretty cool...dont you think??
STOP PICKING ON *MY* PARK
Yes, I will give you that Splashwater Falls, American Eagle Red, King Chaos, Deja Vu, Orbit, Yankee Clipper, Roaring Rapids, and Giant Drop were closed during your visit, but that doesn't mean that the park needs any improvement. Its perfect the way it is, AND IF U DONT LIKE IT, STAY HOMEE!!!!
All of you people saying the park looks bad this year need to look at all those great looking new home depot signs and banners on rides such as the viper! They add great themeing elements to the park that was lacking before. and come on people...those guest code of conduct signs are great additions as well. it doesn't matter that they're rarely enforced - and that many guests can't read english - it matters that you can see the signs saying what not to do (also a nice new themeing element). so if you don't think sfgam is all that, u need to get over yourself. and for those who complain about flashpass costing an arm and a leg, consider that parks need that extra income to survive..that's why you see cedar fair (not), disney (not), all small parks (not) charge for that kind of stuff too.
If you see yourself making these types of posts - stop for 1 second before hitting the "submit" button and think - is this a quality post, or just more crap? In an attempt to raise the conversation/discussion level...if you think it's crap, hit your back button on your browser before hitting the submit button and save us all from another horrible post. If you can't tell the difference between a good quality post and crap, you are probably anywhere from 6 years old to 14 years old and should have your older brother or sister proofread your message before you post it on this forum. All other readers on this forum, I am sure, would appreciate you making the effort. Thank you.
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SFGAM WORLD POSTS YOU DREAM YOU WOULD NEVER SEE AGAIN
This is the stupidest thread i've ever seen. And you'll be damn lucky not to get some kind of warning. And sayin lets see how angry we can get the posters?!?!?! Dude, thats just mean. Apparently you have nothing better to do than complain and make fun. Let the mods do they're job so you WONT have to see them again.
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please look at profile, and check info on site, PM if changes are needed. THANKS!!! (mod. note: NOT SPAM - THOUGH I AM TELLING YOU TO GO TO MY WEBSITE VIA MY PROFILE, IT'S OK AS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH TWO LINKS INSTEAD OF JUST CLICKING HERE, IT'S NOT SPAM)
I agree with Cryptkeeper, get a better sig. Or at least link to a website that's worth my time. There's nothing special there that you can't find somewhere else. I’ve seen better looking and more informative MySpace pages. I think that asking people to go to your profile and to click on a link is as much spam as having the link in your signature itself.
I suggest you calm down, demon boy. This is a funny thread, and Cryptkeeper hit the nail on the head with all of his points. You should only feel angry if you’re guilty of the things he was talking about.
RCDB says: "The Crystal Beach Cyclone is considered by many to be the most extreme roller coaster ever built."
Galvan316 wrote:Id also like it never see a post in which someone claimed to break a "record for most rides ridden on that specific ride"
aww And I was going to post that I had ridden shockwave once around 70+ times with only one or two small bathroom breaks. I was also going to state that I had intended on breaking that record when Shockwave ROSE FROM THE ASHES...but now, I've re-considered posting that.
I'm appologizing for everything bad, mean, untruthfull, etc. on this board. And when i posted that first post on this thread, i was very, very tired. So from now on, i will try to be more inteligent in my posting, more sincere and truthful, whatever it takes for me to re-befriend some people on this forum. Again, very sorry for anything i said that i should not have.
I got stuck on V2. It was so cool..except for those damn LIM things - they are quite HOT HOT HOT.
^I love that one
Now for my additions
"Like OMG did anybody notice that weird bucket in the left eyeball of the rock structure before going into the corkscrew yesterday. Maybe thats a hint the waterfall is returning soon!" (This post doesn't anger me though...it makes me laugh)
Like so totally yeah!
"They tell me not to, sometimes they dont care, but I will do it anyways, however I only snuck it onto one ride, a few times I asked, it helps if you say its for a project for school, and you are held reliable for the camera, not the park."
I thought we aren't supposed to promote anything against park rules......
Unless we start a "Break The Park Rules forum
It might have been exgarrated a bit. But I remember somebody seeing this little piece of track by the railroad behind whizzer a few years back and people actually thought it might be big enough for a coaster. Funny stuff
Top 5 wood-5-Goliath 4-Ravine Flyer II 3-Phoenix 2-Voyage 1-El Toro Top 5 Steel- 5-Velocicoaster 4- Maverick 3- Fury 325 2-Steel Vengeance 1-X2 Coaster Count: 444
omg I am going to SFGAm on November 4th! If you guys want to meet up i will be wearing a American Eagle shirt, blue jeans, and a american eagle hat. If you want to meet up meet me at the front of dejavu at 9:00 am.
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( it suxed
