Grammar Game

[!)EJAVU-FAN!]

Well, I thought this would be kind of fun in a way since so many people on here have a hard time spelling. The rules: Simple. All you do is type a sentence about whatever you want, and type it with the worst grammar you can think of. Then whoever can type the sentence correctly gets to start a new sentence. Here is the first sentence-


I th0t eye was a, sillee goos, butt eyI had an lazzzey I.

[BullInDaBack4Life]

Is it this:

I thought I was a silly goose, but I had a lazy eye.

[!)EJAVU-FAN!]

yes. Now it's your turn.

[BullInDaBack4Life]

K, here's my sentence:

Aye whint tah zee baffroom ner da Rikkashea und sau ay lawt ef speld wotter.

[sfgam1992]

I went to the bathroom near ricochet and saw a lot of spilt water.

[BullInDaBack4Life]

Ooh, very close. Eh, close enough. Before Ricochet was supposed to be the word the, because I put da. But close enough. K, I guess it's your turn.

[BullInDaBack4Life]

I SAID I GUESS IT'S YOUR TURN OVER A WEEK AGO!

OK, I'm cool now.

[forddude1416]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[LAFFfan4lyfe]

I have a spell checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I can not see.

I strike a key and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me straight away

As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
I can put the error right
It's rarely ever wrong.

I have run this poem through it
I'm sure you're pleased to know
It's letter perfect all the way,
My checker told me so.

[demon boy]

aye gist bat a noo we. ets ausm 'n kewl. u shud git un

[BullInDaBack4Life]

I just bought a new Wii. It's awesome and cool. You should get one.

[RollingCoasting]

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[RollingCoasting]

Oh, I didn't realize this was an actual deciphering game....

The user above me didn't post a new one so..

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$uparmen niid$ @ rep@lnT

[Whizzer Whiz Kid]

Superman needs a repaint.

1 wantt tu ran te soopper heero glou runn. Wundder huw moch te tikkts well bea.

[Guy_With_A_Stick]

I want to run the Super Hero glow run. Wonder how much tickets will be.

aye waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnut uuh schlieche uuhff tuhwscht

[RollingCoasting]

I want a slice of toast

Took me a while to decipher that German blob of text

whowh doo yoo bai teckats tou edV0c@te d@y (JK)

[Necropolis]

How do you buy tickets to Advocate Day

haugh mush iz it two parrrq

[RollingCoasting]

How much is it to park?

Gudbi kengh kayoss

[SFGAM_Hog]

Goodbye, King Chaos?

wilkum 2 da klenist parc en da worrld

[RollingCoasting]

Welcome to the cleanest park in the world

Thugh parrhk iz peroboblee @@deng @ laurson sooparluup ɘn twoney ateine

[CoasterRiderSC]

The park is probably adding a larson super loop in 2018.

Eye luv ryeding exfleight

[RollingCoasting]

I love riding X-Flight

gougheng tew bedd soone

[CoasterRiderSC]

Going to bed soon.

Y r fude survises vary slo??

[RollingCoasting]

Why are food services very slow??

Eye beht tha lubshter opins aahn sahterdaeh

[CoasterRiderSC]

I bet the Lobster opens on Saturday.

Sicks flaggs gott klowned out uf itz munny width tha joequer!!