by ymmit on March 11th, 2006, 3:32 am
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Chuck Norris can cut through molecules, making him a living atom bomb.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There is no future in any other course of action.
Ahh the rain drop, the perfect aerodynamic shape. It is actually formed by the air around it.