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Actually that's what happens when you swear, even though a simple **** would probably be appropriate.
this is a signature
By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.
LMAO Justin
The worst one ever.
"I Love you. Will you go out with me?" It's green. It's blue. It's all over you! Enjoy your ride on Déjà Vu
We always said "Nice shoes, wanna F***?" Hello my name is Justin, Justincredible. Those pants are really nice, but they'd look a lot better on my floor. Hi, my screenname is w00dland, ever wonder why? Top 5 wood-5-Goliath 4-Ravine Flyer II 3-Phoenix 2-Voyage 1-El Toro
Top 5 Steel- 5-Velocicoaster 4- Maverick 3- Fury 325 2-Steel Vengeance 1-X2 Coaster Count: 444
Nice one  Justin
Im starting to think that SixFlagsChick, is a really lonely girl....
Topics like: What are your best pick up lines, favorite hair color, bachlorette parties and sex toy parties... Somthing tells me Sixflagschick really needs A hug or a man that knows how to treat her right. Poor girl  
PIRATE PICK UP LINE:
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRe you free tonite?" I've never been thrown or used a pick up line...but my mom's friend asked her if I was available the other day....*shudder* ....ew.... What you don't understand you can make mean anything.
"looking for a good time?"
i'm rocking the suburbs, just like quiet riot did...
LMFAO this thread is hysterical. Coaster Count: 128
#1 Coaster: El Toro
Here's some.
"Can I put my beef in your taco?" 
"How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?" "I got the cookie if you provide the cream." Get it Cookies n Cream "Heaven must be misssing an angel." "My lucky number is 68, do me and I'll owe you 1. Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Gooo
"How about we go back to my place, get a pizza, and have a wild night of love making?"
followed by "No?, You're right lets forget about the pizza." It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
Being a girl is great!!
All you have to do is flash a smile and the guys take care of the rest. I don't think that I have ever used a pick up line before but I have heard a few of these
haha... hrm... i had my drinks and dinner paid for TWICE last week :-d.
As long as you have a decent looking face and huge boobs ur set :-d 
"Official" Off-Topic Diva Resident B*TCH
A women's voice gets me. There are just some women you hear, and go oh my gosh.
"I've been staring at the world, waiting. All the trouble and all the pain we're facing. Too much light to be livin' in the dark. Why waste time? We only got one life. Together we can be the CHANGE. So go and let your heart burn bright"
I had two ppl tell me I should be a phone sex operator before. I didn't know if I should take that as a compliment...or just think they were plain weirdos
"Official" Off-Topic Diva Resident B*TCH
More from the bad pick line dept.
"Your daddy must have been a thief 'cuase he sole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes" It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
I'm trying to think back to A Night at the Roxbury during that scene when he just keeps giving pick up line after pick up line when he's trying to get some... I love that movie. Stupid humor.... I love!!
aww man now i have to go rent that movie. I was just telling my friend (when we were out at the bar) that it would be hilarious if we went out and started dancing like them... we both started doing the head thing and that was enough! We were laughing so hard we couldnt continue.
"Official" Off-Topic Diva Resident B*TCH
Serial killer pick up line -
"Pardon me miss. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
LOLi had to quote this one From being one of the class geeks in 8th grade to one of the most noticable ones in High School. Thats what you call "Steppin Yo Game Up!"
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