*Premise: My friend and I were walking around the park speaking in French*
Me: C'est tres bon! (That's very good!)
Friend: Oui! J'aime the roller coaster aussi! Je suis fatigue. Et toi? (Yes! I like the roller coaster as well! I'm tired. Are you?)
Tourist: VOUS PARLEZ FRANCAIS?!(YOU SPEAK FRENCH?!)
Me: Oui...vous etes francais? (Yes...you're french?)
Tourist: Mai oui! Nous sommes dans les Etas-Unis pour une visite d'ecole. (But of course! We're here for a school visit.)
Me: C'est bon! Mais, j'ai une heure pour MON visite a la parc amusment finir...c'est dans une heure demi...au revoir! (Very good! But, I have a time for my visite to the park to end. That's in a half an hour...bye!)
Tourist: May we speak in English?
Me: Sure...(my friend had walked away at this point...he was creeped out)
Tourist: Where is the um...how do you say...Rayint Bool?
Me:...do you mean Raging Bull?
Tourist: YES, yes. Where is the Rayint Bool?
Me: In the Southwest Territory. Go to the right and by the Whizzer. You pass the Demon and Viper and you should see it.
Tourist: Ah yes. Merci, merci. Oh, also, how to you find the Americaine Elgel?
Me: The American Eagle...E-a-g-l-e...is at the VERY back of the park. You will know when you are getting close.
Tourist: This is the Americaine Elglet we are talking about?
Me: (facepalm in my head) Yes. The American Elglet -_-
Tourist: Une question...where is Superman?
Me: (wow they said something right) Right to the left over there.
Tourist: No, that's not Superman...ze Superman Bumpervoiture (bumpercars)...
Me: (cut that, they didnt...) The Rue Le Dodge?
Tourist: Ze Dodging Road? No, I think we will find it on our own thank you. Au Revoir!
Me: Au Revoir...
Ahhh yes. The people you find in the middle of July at Six Flags Great America -_-