No, wait... let me start over.
It being the offseason and all, there aren't too many places one could go for a weekend of spring celebration. Nothing's open unless you want to drive 2000 miles east or west. So we hopped in our Doom Buggies and headed north for the wetlands of Wisconsin Dells.
This won't be a typical Photo Trip Report because there aren't many opportunities to take pictures inside water parks, but I guarantee some fun in the sun...er....clouds....
Tsuki is back from her far away place!
"I never left! I've been stuck in your closet this whole time!"
Tsuki and I hitched a ride from Danhockey04 himself and his growthly tumor cousin Joe and headed to the Dellz!
Oh no...
It's snowing. Will this winter ever end?!
On our journey up north, we caught a glimpse of an under cover cop destroying one of the giant ciggarettes
Enough of this noise! Let's get some Pizza Hut Buffet!
Here's the Joe before the buffet...
and here's after...
Finally we made it to the land of Oz
A wonderful site to welcome us, closed amusement parks.
And a totally complain closed roller coaster!
We also headed over to take some nerdly pictures of Avalanche.
Another sad reminder of winter, I got stuck in some snow
Snow sucks.
Interesting. The front door is wide open. I don't see any harm in going in, do you?
I would imagine some sort of large aquatic mammal is kept in here. One that resembles Joe.
The other two are hesitant to be rebels and take too long to enter.
Interesting...
Looks like the track is getting some work done.
And look! A conveniently placed pile of wood.
On our way to the hotel, we see that Mt. Olympy is getting some work done as well.
Oh, wow!
A piece of wood somehow appeared in my hand! Imagine that!
At the Wilderness resort thing, we were attacked by thousands of dead animals!
Even dead kittens!
Joe finds the door that leads to nowhere.
After some awesome hours in two of the waterparks (which included an awesome Tornado ride thing, a complain wavepool, and an Ice Cold tube slide thing) wii decided to play some wii
But it wasn't that easy. The TV's didn't come with AV inputs, soooo wii found the nearest Walmart (cause the nearest Best Buy is 30 miles away) found some funky box that'll connect us, and we cheated the system! They don't want us playing with our wii's? Who do they think wii are?
Even the bed wanted to get in on the Wii action and tried moving closer to us.
Next, we got our buffet on again inA Room With A Moose.
"Two buffets in one day? I'm in heaven!", says the growth.
Oh look! A hidden Mickey!
Here we go, your first look at the water slides.
Okay, that's enough looking. Time to go have some fun in Dodge 'Em City!
I want to know why the sign is in the Moose's pants... And if that's not the sign.... what the hell is it?
It amuses me how out of place our shoes are.
04 tires to Dodge 'Em.
Tsuki crawls through one of the many perilous tunnels.
But of course, falls to her doom.
Oh no! I fell through a trap, too!
Behind Dan are the most evil little chittlins to ever walk this earth.
They bombarded Tsuki and I with thousands of little foam balls, thus killing us on the spot.
Dan just keeps on going up and down the slide
After our breif encounter with death, Tsuki falls down an awesome slide I dubbed The Black Slam.
Black Slam Reverse POV
Dodge 'Em City closed for the night, but I wasn't about to leave the game room without kicking some major ass in air hockey.
Lundy blocks! Shoots! Misses... Shoots again! Scores!
BUZZZ That's the game!
That's gotta sting. He's the one who plays REAL hockey.
Day Two has arrived. Let's get some eats.
Mr. Bunion agrees with our decision.
Oh look! Woodland is here. Neat.
"Where's my flapjacks, woman?!"
I show off my newest and greatest invention, The Uber-Fork.
Oh, and because it's Saint Patrick's Day,
I've got me lucky green beeds on today, faith and beggorah! Erin go Brah!
Would you believe it? It's bigger than the Disneyland castle. How sad.
Yay, Mickey Pancakes!
Oh, hey! And Some Guy was on vacation here too! Weird how he gets around.
On our way out, I tipped the tip.
We decided to head to Mt. Olympus and take some more nerdy shots.
Dynamic!
Back at the Wilderness, Eric and And That Some Other Guy showed up.
After a while in the water parks and a near death experience in the wave pool, we went back to the room to dry off.
Quick gang! Let's go to MooseJaw!
The hockey one hugs MooseJaw, since the Bull support is nowhere to be seen.
Down stairs in the arcade, we found this very interesting coaster machine.
"I feel cheated and abused."
And That Some Other Guy gives it a try.
Wow, he looks really into it.
Onlookers watch as the drama unfolds!
"First credit of 2007!"
"Let's go again!"
Then there was this odd horse game.
I think the point of it is to kill the machine before you can finish the race.
Go, Tsuki, go!
If you don't win, your horse gets turned into glue!
But you don't have to let the pictures do the talkin'. Check out the video of our fun in the arcade.
Arcade Fun
Eats time! (We sure do eat alot, don't we?)
Each person was served their own healthy glass of urine.
Hmm...that's an interesting color of urine.
Joe does his Adam Sandler impression.
Here's the pile-o-crap we made. Aint it loverly?
Yay, moose hats!
Tumor Joe says, "More urine please! Sluuurrrrp slurrrp"
Moose rule!
Off in the distance, we hear the faint cries of a small child. It can only mean one thing.
It's a birthday. Poor kid. He'll soon realize his life isn't worth living.
Eric and And That Some Other Guy left us, so we went back to Dodge 'Em City.
Not finding any foam balls, my camera flash was my only denfense.
I nearly got lost in the deep jungle of sock'em boppers.
Note to self: Camera flash does not deflect foam balls to face.
"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"
Gahh! Scary.
It's no disrepair, it's THEMING!
Joe dissapeared. We later found him lounging about with his alcoholic beverage of choice.
Day Three has arrived and we are forced to leave or room in the Wiilderness.
Now, since all of our stuff is packed up, I can finally show you a glimpse of the water parks.
The Hurricane (tornado) had this pretty cool lift thing that took the raft up to the top for you. It was pretty awesome.
Of course, I couldn't bring the camera on the ride, but this was as close as I could get.
Cool tube slides. Not great. But cool.
Between two of the parks was this outdoor "heated" tunnel.
Heated meaning not as cold as it really is outside.
This is where the wavepool was. It was about 80 degrees in there, so naturally I didn't want to leave.
Dammit, we lost Joe again!
Oh never mind.
He later washed ashore stuck in one of these.
Stairs to the tornadeee
Slide spew area.
Also, there were these weird midget sized beach chair things that...kind of freaked me out.
After some more fun in the wet, we headed back to Illz.
Spring is just around the corner, but it really brings me down when reminders like this
keep showing up telling me that it's still flarking cold outside.
Bullocks.
Here's to a happy (and early) Spring.
Sucks though that pulling something like that off requires something I guess is known as money, which I wouldnt know anything about since I dont have any, damn Euro Trips 