havent heard about this but if it does close, it will be for a fairly short time, due to new ownership.
Once Cedar Fair finally spent some capital and put in the Gerstlauer Spinner they were rewarded by the mall telling them to get the hell out and had their contract broken, so naturally the park has to tear out all the peanuts stuff.
On the plus side Triple 5 really know how to outfit a mall park with the neat stuff, they own West Edmonton Mall and they just put a bunch of Spectacular Euro Flats in there
Favorite Wood Coasters: The Voyage, Ravine Flyer II, Thunderhead, Balder Favorite Steel: Voltron Nevera, Steel Vengeance, Expedition GeForce, Olympia Looping Parks visited: 232, Coasters Ridden: Steel: 894, Wood: 179, Total: 1073
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If they do happen to actually close it'd only be for a few days (I do realize that it was an Onion article, but alot of rides will eventually need to be rethemed/renamed) and they would probably do it all at once
Favorite Wood Coasters: The Voyage, Ravine Flyer II, Thunderhead, Balder Favorite Steel: Voltron Nevera, Steel Vengeance, Expedition GeForce, Olympia Looping Parks visited: 232, Coasters Ridden: Steel: 894, Wood: 179, Total: 1073