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by **v2guy13** on January 30th, 2006, 5:49 pm

I just heard that Jeff Foxworhty, Bill Engval, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy are coming out with a Blue Collar Comedy Tour 3. Anyone else no about it?

by **Trailblazer Tony** on January 30th, 2006, 7:36 pm

I haven't heard yet, but that would definitely be on my next buy list if this is true. Bill Engvall is by far my favorite.

by **mschulz5** on January 30th, 2006, 8:10 pm

Dane Cook is far-and-away a better comedian than any of those guys will ever be.

by **Trailblazer Tony** on January 30th, 2006, 9:55 pm

^I guess. But they have different styles of comedy so it is hard to compare them.

by **mschulz5** on January 30th, 2006, 10:04 pm

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=183

I love this letter. It just completely rips apart Larry the Cable Guy.

in my opinion, you know that your comedy is poor when to get people laughing, you have to say "Git-r-Done". :roll:

by **Trailblazer Tony** on January 31st, 2006, 1:39 pm

^Yeah, Larry the Cable Guy is my least favorite of the four. I honestly would watch Blue Collar if it was just Bill and Jeff.

by **v2guy13** on January 31st, 2006, 2:05 pm

If i have to put the comedians in order from least to favorite, here it is....

1-Ron White (i don't know why no one sid anything about him, he's freaking hilarious! {if you get his humor :wink:

})

2-Bill Engval You know why :lol:

3- Jeff Foxworthy Try's to hard

4- Larry the Cable Guy Has to say get-r-done, lord i appoligize for that ther amen, or make fun of women

by **Galvan** on January 31st, 2006, 2:22 pm

Ron White is great.... Larry the Cable Guy is alright but White is the best.

by **v2guy13** on January 31st, 2006, 5:36 pm

I just got an idea. Since were on the topic of stand up, what are some of the best skits you guys have heard? Mine's by Ron White.......

So, a couple of weeks ago i had to go to Pheonix, and i had to take a plane.........

[b]Mod note: Ron White is a potty mouth so i have to tone it down a little.

So i get to the airport and go to get my ticket to get on the plane. I hand my ticket to the woman and she starts cracking up. I'm like, WTF? She says, i feel sorry for you Mr. White. I said, ok, whatever. So they say you need to come outside and i'm thinkin' WOO-HOO! PRIVATE JET! No. I walk out side and see this tiny paper airplane about the size of my mini van. But figure, hell, it was cheap. So i get on the plane and think, damn! This is smaller than it looks from the outside! It was like eight people in a pack of gum just vvvvrrrrooooommm. So, anyway, we finaly get off the ground and were flying slower than my grand with no legs can walk. Now just to make this funny, it was a nine minute flight, and i thought mine as well take a nap. Before i could do that.... the captain says ofver the intercom we got to go back because there was and oil problem in one of the engines. Which was stupid because he could turned his ------ head around and say we got an oil problem we gotta go back. So now the guy next to me is freakin out. He says to me he' he' hey' ma' hey' he' hey man, if that one engines fails, how far will the other one take us? I said, all the way to the scene of the crash you dumb ----. Then just to ---- him off i said i bet we bet the ------- paramedics there by a half hour. Thanks 'yall, you've been great!

by **Rusty888** on January 31st, 2006, 8:42 pm

Dane Cook (also toned down):

...If the Kool-Aid man came into my house yelling "OH YEAH!" I'd be like, "Kool-Aid Man, you better fix that wall before my dad gets home cause he's gonna beat me with a whip! He's not gonna believe that a giant talking bowl of fruit punch crashed through my wall!"

I'm to lazy to type the rest but he has some good clips on http://www.danecook.com

Website · by **EagleFan344** on January 31st, 2006, 8:46 pm

mschulz5 wrote:Dane Cook is far-and-away a better comedian than any of those guys will ever be.

definitely

by **LAFFfan4lyfe** on January 31st, 2006, 10:46 pm

i love the blue collar comedy group. They're all so funny. My favorite is Bill Engvall. I remember one bit he did in the first movie about his daughter driving, and then when his wife was doing the laundry and he saw one of his daughter's thongs, and asked his wife when she'd wear that one for him. She responded with something like, I dont' know, ask your daughter. I was watching the second movie on comedy central the other night, and i completely missed Bill's segment, and that got me pissed off. Oh well, i'll definetly be adding those to my collection when i get the money....

by **v2guy13** on February 1st, 2006, 4:42 pm

^ I remember that one. How it went was he said Hey Hey! When you gonna where these for me? She said (the wife) I can't they're your daughters. :lol:

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