The "What I heard in line" Game!!!

[colincoon]

Okay the rules are simple. You post something horribly stupid you heard waiting in line, and the person who posts next, rates on a scale of 1-10. So for example:

Deja Vu The Ride says: I heard whizzer used to be powder blue!

Danhockey04 says: ^4/10 (<- Rating) "enter usless comment here that make what he said funny" then enter his stupid thing he heard in line, "SUF is the smoothest coaster in the world!"

And so on and so fourth. So Ill start:

I heard that Wicked Twister used to be bright green and run two trains...

Colin"If nobody gets it, the so be it!"C

[RagingBull914]

If 10 means funny uuu 8/10.

Waiting for Raging Bull one time, I talked to a kid that was afraid of Whizzered.

[DejaVu The Ride]

6/10

(Girls waiting at the County Fair holding area waiting for park opening and pointing at DejaVu while talking to the security guard.)

Girl: See those towers! Do the trains race or something?

(Hopefully you understood that.)

[batman1150]

in line for v2



yo gangsta this yellow shi* is dam* fast fool!

i was cracking up even though i was kinda little at the time

[Raging_Bull]

While in line for Bull I heard a fat little kid who acted like he knew his stuff say "this one goes almost as fast as Batman which goes 85"


Also I was in line for TTD and I heard someone ask where the lift hill was

[Binks Drake]

In Triple Play the other day, These two kids were screaming that they wanted to ride in the Red arm. The mom told them no because the red arm crashes into that building. (The parade entrance)

[RagingBullFan]

"The sign says 1/4 hour, thats like only 25 minutes!!!"

[colincoon]

Ahh you guys forgot to rate!!!! No biggie, but ^7/10. That's what a preschool education will give you!

In line for Sheikra "This ride is tha tallest/smoothest/fastest/best coaster in the world!!!!" "It's almost 600 feet tall!"

Colin"losers..."C

[ihauntu2]

^7/10

In line for Scooby Doo at SFSTL -

"I liked Batman better when it was called Big Bend."

[Binks Drake]

In line for demon:
"Where do you guys want to go next?"
"Let's go to that wood one in the back(Referring to Eagle)...What's it's name?"
"Shockwave!"

[batman1150]

8/10



in line for bull

"THIS ORANGE ROLLEY COASTER IS THE FASTEST COASTER IN THE WORLD IT GOES LIKE 200mph!

[Sfagm-is-the-best]

7.5/10

In line for demon a 16 yeard old or something said

" Dude I heard on Batman that you go 300 feet "

[colincoon]

^ 8/10 300 feet where?!?!?!

Waiting for TTD

"It's going so fast over the top that the magnets are having trouble holding it on the track"

Colin C

[CoasterDude12-2]

^8/10


In line for Eagle on 4/30 (5min wait)
"hey dude (referring to one of his buds) dis betta not be some got dam* serious motha******* rollercoaster because i hear it go like over 75 and it real motha******* tall and it don't like coasters that are this motha******* tall."

[Ilovthevu']

^5/10

This isn't rollercoaster related, but it is very funny to me. I don't remember the exact words either.

In line for D Vu'
I was *** off and all this stuff was going all over the place. Another one was my mom caught me *** off.

Oh my goodness, it was so hilarious. What people say in line is priceless.

[sfga_24/7]

It seems like when ever im in line for the Bull you got some little kid going yeah yeah this one does like 5 loops, and the idiots who walk in a line and are like yeah thats my sister brother etc. and cut in front of everyone.

[Rusty888]

in line for RB a 19 year old was like "I don't want to go on this! look it goes upside down like 4 times!!!"

[w00dland]

4/10

While on the train:

The conductor takes the mic and says: Now we're passing Viper, the oldest ride at SFGAm.

[Binks Drake]

I really hate the one Train Op Who says stuff in between the spiels...Which is fine but you can't understand a word of it!

Okay This was yesterday: (Waiting in Line for Eagle)
Kid to Parent: This doesn't go upside down does it?
Parent: No, Wooden coasters can't go upside down sweetie.
Kid: No, I saw Beast on TV. It goes upside down.
Parent: Then it's not a wooden coaster.
Kid: No, It was wood and it went upside down!
Parent: What did I tell you about lying!

Not that funny, But I was sitting there Hitting myself in the head!

[CoasterDude12-2]

haha..I wish I was there...


In line for V2, "I heard that new spike went on so the train could go 100 mph instead of 70"

[EagleFan344]

This should be in the SFGAM forum

[CoasterDude12-2]

^Actually it shouldn't, The SFGAm forum is just for SFGAM only. THere have been other parks listed here, and besides the off-topic forum is a better game forum.

[rct2wizard360]

5/10 for coasterdude's

In the Viper Station Trivia,

Ride Op: "What is the name of the flying coaster in this park"
Almost half of station: "Batman!"
(As I scream) "Kingda Ka!"

[colincoon]

8/10 LMFO!!!!

In line for Sheikra on opening day:

I heard that three years ago, somebody fell out of the seat on this ride!

and "Last year when I rode this, it was blue!"

Or even better! "A few years ago, this coaster used to be under the track!"

Colin"stupid rednecks, thinking they know everything!"C

[Ilovthevu']

Sorry for going off-topic (ironic) but how is that ride, Sheikra? Before this whole dive machine thing (about next year), I thought these type of rides looked awesome. So, how did you like it?