Its pretty easy: make a joke and then the next person rates it from 0/10, then says a new joke, and so on...
Ill start
** Sorry if this offends any one**
How do you know if your in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels down to pray
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Rate the Joke above You
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Joke: Why are E.T's eyes so big? Answer: Because he saw the phone bill. It's green. It's blue. It's all over you! Enjoy your ride on Déjà Vu
I give that one a 256 out of 10.
Out of Colorado in the Piston home red blue and white tonight the 6'3 Chauncey BA....BA....BA.....Bilups!
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Either that or he simply didn't get it.....
Oh well, have fun in years to come SFGA 11. '' If u commited suicide, u wouldn't be here anymore'' - Gangsta Fruit
Q:Why did Minnie mouse get kicked out of the toy box?
A:Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said "Lie to me Lie to me"
7.5/10
***Racially Sensitive*** Q: Why do white people go to black people's garage sales? A: To get their stuff back
Ummm. No. I didn't find it funny. It's green. It's blue. It's all over you! Enjoy your ride on Déjà Vu
8/10 to Coasterdude 12-2's
Sorry if this affends any of you. How do you know if a guy is an ACEr? If his favorite woody isnt in his pants. Universal Orlando Mechanical Engineer
Marathon down, Goofy to go.
7/10
Advanced apologies to all women. Q: Why does your bride wear white? A: Because you want your dishwasher to match the fridge. It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
7/10
(Michael Jackson joke) Q: Who would Michael Jackson rather have? 10 year olds or 38 year olds? A: thirty 8 year olds(he'd rather have more than 1) 
6/10
Q: Why are Jew's noses so big? A: Air is free. "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
5/10
It's a good joke but I have also heard that one for black people. Ok here goes nothing, most people wont find this funny. Here's my joke: Bono. Justin
5/10 mainly because I don't understand it at all
Micheal Jackson Joke: Micheal Jackson goes to the beach one day. While he's walking to find a good spot he finds this incredibally gourgeus woman who is on the ground tanning. He stops to look at her beautiful body then she opens her eyes and says: "Excuse me, your in my son." Top 5 wood-5-Goliath 4-Ravine Flyer II 3-Phoenix 2-Voyage 1-El Toro
Top 5 Steel- 5-Velocicoaster 4- Maverick 3- Fury 325 2-Steel Vengeance 1-X2 Coaster Count: 444
5/10...I have heard it before, and I'm not much of a fan of the MJ jokes. Anyway, the Bono joke isn't very complex, Bono is a joke. Oh well.
Stupid joke I heard on Home Improvement: Two pretzels walk down the street. One was a salted. Justin
4.5/10
***Another Racial One*** A black dude and a Puerto Rican dude are in a car, who driving? Answer: The Cops
9/10
michael j. joke America is the only country where a little black boy grows up to be a rich white woman. 2006 Dodge HennessY Venom 100 Coupe Viper
1100 RAW HORSEPOWER!
I found that very rascist because I'm Puerto Rican (a little) and plus it's a black and a mexixan. Not puerto rican. It's green. It's blue. It's all over you! Enjoy your ride on Déjà Vu
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA thats my joke. you smell
if your offended.... just keep your trap shut. This is a jokes topic and people will naturally be offended. Big deal. Around the world and back
**RACIAL**
Q: Why don't you throw rocks at a black kid riding a bike? A: It's probably your bike. '' If u commited suicide, u wouldn't be here anymore'' - Gangsta Fruit
5/10
Q: What do you call a black guy that flies an airplane? A: A pilot, you racist. this is a signature
1/10 - sorry I just don't get the joke. I have seen plenty black pilots.
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you wan,you say. Whatchou wan?"he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ...... numba 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries......... "You want... Beef wif Broccori."?
lol i'd give it a 7/10..
ok here's a 2004 superbowl joke.... On the night of the superbowl, after the winning team wins, George Bush calls them to tell them they did a great job and to congratulate them. After the superbowl, Al Gore called the losing team, and told them that even though they didn't win, it was still a great game, and did a good job. After the 2004 superbowl, Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson. 2006 visits: 20
2007 visits: 17 2008 visits: 3
6/10
A rich man's son had just graduated from highschool, and he wanted to give him a gift. He said to him, "Son, I am very proud of you for graduating highschool. I have enough money to buy you anything you want. Anything in the world! What do you want?" And his son said, "I want one hundred green golfballs." Puzzled, he asked, "But son, I can buy you anything you want! Are you sure you want that?" His son nodded and received his gift of one hundred green golfballs. Many years later, the man's son had just graduated college, and he wanted to give him a gift. He said to him, "Son, I am very proud that you graduated college, and I want to buy you a gift. I have enough money to get you whatever you want" His son said, "I want two hundred green golfballs." Puzzled once again, he asked, "I can get you anything! Are you sure you want golfballs?" His son enthusiastically nodded and received his gift of two hundred green golfballs. About ten years later, the man's son now had a family, a large house, and a very highpaying job. He said to his son, "I'm proud of everything you have done in your life, and I want to buy you anything you want! What do you want?" And his son replied, "I want three hundred green golfballs" Now the man was furious. He said to his son, "How dare you insult me like this! I have enough money to buy you anything! I could buy you a new car or your own private jet, but you want golf balls! I never want to see you again!" It had been years since the man had seen his son. He got word that his son was very sick with a terminal illnes and decided to visit him in the hopsital for one last time. "Son, I am very sorry that I haven't talked to you for so long. I hope you will forgive me. But I have one question. Why did you want so many green golfballs?" The son, with what little strength he had said, "Well I..." and then he died. The End. this is a signature
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