Roller Coaster Songs!

[vprlvr456]

This is really random, but how about we make up songs that you replace the words with something to do with the amusement park industry (ie. Chang, little dipper, sfgam)
Look at my sig to see examples for the hopeful repainting of Chang

[Coaster Justin]

Parody of Stephen Colbert's "A Cold Cold Christmas"
Sing the Song like a Slow Western and you'll get it hopefully.

I want an Intamin Hyper
I hope its over 310ft
Let it have Hills
And also Thrills
Of that Always Broken Thing in New Jersey

We thought they weren’t Going to Build Another
After the Problems with Kingda Dragster
From Breaking Down
To Slow Loading
And they added a 300ft Monster

So how will it Perform
Will it have Lap Bars or OTSR
Will it have a lot of Hills
Or Will it be a Broken Chill
Or will it be a 300ft Clone of Dragster

You got the Money by Closing Geauga
And possibly Worlds of Fun
Even After adding Prowler
I hope that park won’t be Closing

What Color will it be
And will it Be Operational
Intamin Rides have been Tough
And some even have Rough
And the Placement might be Questionable


(Spoken)
Buddy, I hope that its worth Selling Worlds of Fun
If Real Estate gets there, those 3 parks could be Done
Also selling Valley Fair was a real Worry and Puzzler
Since their Name is Pt. 2 of the Company Name Cedar Fair
California’s Great America might be bought by the 49ers
And the last time a Park was bought by a Sports Team, we got Daniel Snyder
And it will make Kings Dominion have thrills really, really tall
And will beat Busch Gardens Once and for all

End of Discussion


(Continue Singing)
So have your Intamin 300 Plus Foot Thriller
That Might be a Taller Clone of Superman
It Might an Accelerator
Or Maybe an Intamin Water Coaster
Could be in the Plan

An Amazing Intamin Thrill Coaster
And An Unknown Coaster at Carowind’s
With B&M Hyper’s at Wonderland
And Kings Island
Will leave Intamin at Kings Dominion

Only a Few Months for a Reveal
And around 9 Months for a New Start
But first the Intamin Giga Coaster
For the Kings Dominion Theme Park

Kings Dominion Theme Park

[Coaster Justin]

No Responses? What!!!?

[Coaster Justin]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to you "I'm Riding with Galvan" SFGAm Song

- Spoof of "Disaster Movie Date Song"


(Coaster Justin)
I’m Riding with Galvan316

(Galvan316)
You’re Riding with Galvan, Well I’m Riding with DejaVuGurl1213

(DejaVuGurl1213)
They’re Riding with DejaVuGurl
Either Eagle, Batman, or The Dark Knight
Anything but seeing the New Moon Twilight
I’m Also Riding with Director Guy

(Director Guy)
She is right and its true
I’m Riding with Ms. DejaVu
And I’m Riding Ricochet and Giant Drop

(Everyone)
And We’re Riding with CoasterDave

(CoasterDave)
They’re Riding with Coaster Dave, and I’m Riding with Chitown

(Chitown)
When on Demon, I’m With FParker185

(FParker185)
It was rough and Not in my Plan
And I’m Riding with Raging Bull Fan

(Raging Bull Fan)
That’s Great Cause I’m Riding with TTDRox

(TTD Rox)
Riding with TTD Rox, That’s Silly
Cause I’m Riding with Trailblazer Tony

(Trailblazer Tony)
They’re on The Carousel with Trailblazer Tony
Upper Level, Lower Level
Can see how This Park has gone Unwell
And I’m Riding with Demon

(Demon Boy)
He’s Riding with Demon Boy
And King Chaos is still in program “Fugly”
So I’m Riding Big Easy with Bigb

(Bigb)
He’s Riding with Big B
And I Think I’m Riding with Dan Hockey

(Dan Hockey)
Either the Train or Spacely
Everyone Likes Dan Hockey
And I Ride Everything
With BP/19

(BP/19)
Call It
Buccaneer Battle
I’m Riding with sfgam07

(sfgam07)
This Song Rocks
And Is Really Cool
And I’m Riding Loggers
With the Looney Tunes

(Looney Tunes)
He Rides with us all Day at the Park
On Wolf, On Bull, On Viper all Day Long

(Cycamps, Galvan316, FParker185)
I’m Riding with Crista Flanagan
I’m Riding with Oprah
I’m Riding with Vince Vaughn

(Obama)
I’m Riding with Vince Vaughn and I’m Riding with W00dland

(W00dland)
He’s Riding with W00dland and I’m Riding with Coaster Justin

(Coaster Justin)
On Dare Devil Dive with Bob O

(Bob O)
And I’m Riding with Demon Bull Eagle

(Demon Bull Eagle)
Roaring Rapids is really Fine
With Train Crossing 9

(Train Crossing 9)
And I’m Riding Great America Raceway
Kinda Slow Kinda Dragging
But Something is Probably Going
TO STAND OUT IN 2011

(Everyone)
With all of Us Again

[tp41190]

"Lets get f()(ked up" -Smut Peddlers

[vprlvr456]

^^ Why'd you leave me out of the song? ( )

[Coaster Justin]

I'll Reference you in this Song:

The Song is OK, But not Work Appropriate
Stephen Lynch: Lullaby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwzQjeIRsE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Spoken
Now Everyone, vprlvr456 heard that Six Flags filed Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; Boys and Girls Can you Say "Bailout?" So he was crying and A Nice, Handsome, Single Man by the Name of Coaster Justin found out that vplvr was upset, so he wrote him a song to Explain why Six Flags filed Chapter 11

Song:

Hush little Dude
Sweet Vprlvr dont cry, just yet
Justin is here and he'll sing you a soft song, to Forget

Why cant it all be like it used to be
How can i explain why Six Flags Filed Bankruptcy


Cause a Moron got Killed by a Batman Ride
And nobody will pay 10 Bucks for a Milkshake and Fries
And Premier Parks Didn't Care about Making Money
I Think Thats Why Six Flags Filed Bankruptcy


Hush little Guy
There is no reason to fret, tonight
Don't mind what I'm Doing, I just wants to forget (Repeating a Hail Merry), tonight
Soon it will all be like it was Ought to Be
Any minute, Six Flags Will be Out of Bankruptcy


But then We'll Get more Rides like The Dark Knight Coaster
And another Dozen Thomas Towns or Wiggle's World
No Deluge's or Griffin's or Interactive Dark Rides in the Vicinity
Once Six Flags Gets out of Bankruptcy


Please dont cry
I swear i'll try
Cause If I Took Over


I'd add some Concrete to the Park and Add Some Good Rides
Like S&S Screaming Swings
And Coaster Waterslides
I'll Lower Admission
And Add Solar Panels
Which is a Big Kick in the Arm to Gurnee Electrical

[Coaster Justin]

FParker185, If you're Reading I Have a Song Planned About You Too, But thats all I'm Saying... For Now.

[Coaster Justin]

The Song "Waiting"


It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait.
It's the not knowing that has put me in this state.
The minutes feel like hours; the tension is too great.
I've Heard for Months and now it's in the hands of fate.

Waiting for the Park to Open
For the Last Year, Rumors have Been Cirulating
Waiting for the Park To Open
A 4D Wooden Floorless has been Argumentation

My Nerves, They Have been Going
My Calendar has the Park Opening on the 12th
I Guess I’ll Have to See Whats There for Myself
At Least We Won’t Have to Worry about Getting an SLC
Cause We Have A Batman, and that Would Be Silly

Waiting for the Park to Open
Mark Shapiro Sucks is the Main Topic of Discussion
Waiting for the Park to Open
The Dippin Dots Guy Says a 2nd Stand Up Coaster
Locked without Consideration

Will I find Out, On Opening Day
Will Some Spammers, Make me think Another Way
Is It Going to Be Good, Will something Be Rehabbed
Will Admission and Parking Go Up, Cause That’s Just Sad

Waiting for the Park to Open
Screamscape 9 times out of 10 is Very, Very, Certain
Waiting for the Park to Open
My Mind says a Parade, but that’s My Intuition
Mostly


Boys And Girl, Trust your Thinking
Take it From Coaster Justin
The Park Can and Could Do Anything
Making You Do Some Questioning
What will be Repainted, What Will Go There
Are They Gonna Go Green, Will Fright Fest Scare
Will Shockwave Return, Where is Déjà Vu
Where is Sky Whirl, Where’s V2
Batman Got Painted, The New Spy Girl Show
Will The Parade Really Glow
Are There Fines, Is the Food Over Priced
Does Buccaneer Battle Look Really Nice
Are The Bathrooms Cleaner This Year
Grafitti and Vandalism is What I Fear
Cigarette Butts and Smelly Trash Cans
2 Hours are Not in My Plan

God I Can’t take Anymore
I’m About to fall right on the Floor
Wait, The Park will Open This Morning
The Questions I’ve Been Thinking will be Solving
Time to The “What’s New” Test
Too See if the Park is The Best


It’s OK
It’s OK
It’s OK
It’s Bought By Mark Shapiro

Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paradise]

This....is.....very.....stupid

[monsterfan99]

^I was thinking more of very sad, but stupid works too.

[Coaster Justin]

Hey, I Resent That. If you can do better, make your own song:

[monsterfan99]

Why would anyone ever write a "song" about theme parks/what members of a theme park message board do?
The priorities of creating a "spoof" of a song from a beyond words awful movie like disaster movie fall somewhere between getting hit in the groin with a Louisville Slugger bat a dozen times and licking a hobo.

[Paradise]

Why would anyone ever write a "song" about theme parks/what members of a theme park message board do?
The priorities of creating a "spoof" of a song from a beyond words awful movie like disaster movie fall somewhere between getting hit in the groin with a Louisville Slugger bat a dozen times and licking a hobo.

Exactly! haha

[Coaster Justin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boQXulIFKXU

Song: "A Schwarzkopf Tribute"
Parody: Jim Henson's Dead by Stephen Lynch


S&S Can’t Make a Good 4D
Vekoma Rides Are Nightmares Mechanically
And Intamin Kills People

Gravity Group Tears After Day 1
And Most Premier Rides Aren’t That Fun
And B&M’s Intensity is Questionable

Oh Schwarzkopf Might be Dead and Gone
But His Legacy lives on
And Whizzer Rocks Cause
It’s the Only One in the USA

He was Part of the Big Bad Wolf Coaster
And Started the Creation of Portable-er
And Used Launch Technology

From North, East, South, and West
Many Classics are still among the Best
And Many are Better then the Ones Recently

Oh Schwarzkopf Might be Dead and Gone
But his Legacy Lives on
And Tidal Wave Started the Trend
For Kingda Ka

He Made Silver Arrows, Shuttle Loops and Speed Racers
Double Looping, Wildcat’s, Katapults and Jet Stars
And Also Monsters

From Wildcat, White Lightning, and Viper
To Zyklon, Wild Rider, and Zambezi Zinger
Twist N Shout, Turbo Mountain, Whizzer
Super 8, Mountain Express, Star Chaser
And About 150 More

Some of His Rides are Very Outdated
Some of His Rides are Very Fun
Sadly he suffered Bankruptcy’s
And he sadly Died of Parkinson’s In 2001

Anton Schwarzkopf might be Dead and Gone
But his Remaining 61 Coasters Live On
To Continue this Mans Amazing Legacy

Anton Schwarzkopf might be Dead and Gone
But his Legacy Lives on
Through his Son Wieland

[Coaster Justin]

Ladies and Gentleman, I Present to you the Long Awaited "FParker Song"

Tune: Billy Joel- We Didn't Start the Fire



Iron Wolf, Batman, Whizzer, Raging Cajun
Whirlwind, Silver Star, Pandemonium

Diamondback, Euro Star, Revolution, Kentucky Rumbler
Hydra: the Revenge, Talon, and Wacky Worm

Vortex, Hurler, Scooby Doo Ghoster Coaster
Tony Hawks Big Spin, Bug Out, Twister

Mayan Mindbender, Flying Coaster, Boomerang, Roller Soaker
Serial Thriller, Hurricane Category 5, Little Dipper



We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him



Wild Chimpmunk, Wicked Twister, Euro Mir, Zeus’s Thunder
Sidewinder, Lost Coaster, Pegasus

Turning Road, Xpress, Tornado, Road Runner Express
Air, Oblivion, Crazy Mouse, Nemesis

Unicorn, Traumatizer, Blue Streak, Zipper Dipper
Bullet, Space Mountain Both Side

Batman- The Escape, Afterburner, Ninja, Georgia Scorcher
Roller Coaster, Manhattan Express, Speed- The Ride



We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him



Orient Express, Mind Bender, Fly, Dragon Fire
Legend, Great White, Ride of Steel, RC-48

Flight Of Fear, Shockwave, Rebel Yell, Tidal Wave
Grizzly, Comet, Storm Runner, Silver Bullet

XLR-8, Rattler, Steel Eel, Romp Bomp A Stomp Coaster
Flashback, Wildfire, Texas Giant, Canyon Blaster

California Screaming, Timberline Twister
Cobra, Predator, Medusa, Exterminator



We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him



Python, Galaxy, Twisted Stella was his 50
T2, High Roller, Mr. Freeze, Desperado, Canyon Blaster

Magnum, Corkscrew, Lightning Bolt, V2
Matterhorn, Raven, Raptor, Typhoon, Chang

Goldrusher, Psyclone, Rolling Thunder, Cyclone
Yankee Cannonball, Family Flyer, TL*3, Excalibur



We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him



Maverick, Sea Dragon, Hot Tamale, Runaway Train
El Toro, Boa Squeeze, Olympia Looping, Hades

Vortex, Crazy Mouse, Our Viper, Designed in House
Robin Hood, Primeval Whirl, Pegasus, Roller Coaster

Ultimate, Twister, Steeplechase, Blue Coaster
Rattlesnake, Colossus, Big Loop, Orient Express

Ohio, Kentucky, Virginia, New Jersey, Germany
Iowa, Wisconsin, Florida, Missouri
Illinois, Pennsylvania, France, Italy

Massachusetts, Belgium, Maryland
I Give Up, End of Discussion



We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him, To Him, To Him, To Him

We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him

We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him

We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
He Was Counting
Before I Logged In
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song
I Don’t Hate Him
So Here’s My Song To Him



Fun Fact: I Only Mentioned 132 of his 605 Coasters
There will probably Not Be A Sequal, But you never Know?

I Hope he Doesn't Beat me for the Song

[FParker185]

You sir have more patience than I ever will

[Coaster Justin]

What Did you think of it? Don't Kill Me.

[Coaster Justin]

Six Flags Great America
Parody of Stephen Lynch's America Song



Hey, Hey, What do you Say
I Live 3 Miles from S F G A
Whoa, Whoa, What do you Know
Get Ready and go

Well this is a song for Six Flags Great America
Home of the Red, White, and Scream
Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity
And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s
And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure

Loved by All from Over Texas to Magic Mountain
If Six Flags were a School we’d be the King and the Queen
Loved by La Ronde, and Wyandot Lake
The One in Maryland makes us look really Great

Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America
Home of the Red, White, and Scream
Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity
And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s
Raging Cajun is Very Twisty
And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure

Our Operations is something to Note
When we made Shockwave, out attendance Explote
Every Single Ride is Perfect and True
Unless You Include Déjà Vu

Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America
Home of the Red, White, and Scream
Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity
And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s
Raging Cajun is Very Twisty
Dark Knight’s Pre Show gets Old Quickly
And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure

To all the Sold Park, had one thing in Common
No Locals with Major Compassion
And if you want to compete, that’s OK
You’re Going to Go Bankrupt in a Few Days

Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America
Home of the Red, White, and Scream
Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity
And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s
Raging Cajun is Very Twisty
Dark Knight’s Pre Show gets Old Quickly
Hurricane Harbor increased Attendance Significantly
Déjà Vu Breaking Down Almost Daily
10 Bucks for Nachos with Extra Cheese
Buccaneer Battle is Very Splashy
Johnny Rockets, Papa Johns, Panda Express, and Cold Stone Creamery’s
Demon Hung Riders During the First Loop-y
Love at First Fright is a Top Rated Must-See
Having 2 Stand Ups in the Same Park is Just Silly

I Think We Should Prey, Don’t You

It Might Seem That Six Flags Great America Isn’t So Great
But Slow Lines, Expensive Prices, Bad Rides What I Hate
Most People are Kind, Honest, and Together
Enthusiastic, Happy, Kind Hearted, Forever
That’s When you Know, You’re in a Place on Wonder
And if you Don’t Think So, Go to Michigan’s Adventure
If You Don’t Think So, Go to Michigan’s Adventure

[vprlvr456]

Ladies and Gentleman, I Present to you the Long Awaited "FParker Song"

Tune: Billy Joel- We Didn't Start the Fire

Oh my gosh, someone actually knows this song!

[Coaster Justin]

I Thought Everyone knew that Song. I'm Not banned so either Galvan hasn't seen this forum or Parker liked the Song.

[vprlvr456]

Well, only one person on Jepordy(I know I spelled it wrong)! knew it a few days ago

[Coaster Justin]

2 Liters

- Parody of Steven Lynch's 3 Balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccp9N2muyTE


I call you from my car to say I'll be Home, around 10
A short day at the Park and I will get to see you again
There's nothing on the radio; I'd fiddled the dial
Then I see a sign: Great America’s just another mile
I Have my tickets and can’t want to get on those rides
And as I near security I almost start to cry.

Well I hope Security agent's can't tell from my face,
I got a 2 Liter Bottle of Soda in an uncomfortable place.
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air,
'because with a 2 Liter Bottle of Soda, it's getting crowded up in there.
Crowded up in there.

My Mind is thinking about Little Dipper, Parade, and Superman
All of these Rides, Even the Dark Knight, I’ll ride over and over again
Hey I’m Saving a ton of money not paying their Fees
Because with this economy, nobody has “Spending Money”
I must remember don't leave any Soda inside the place;
I did that once and when I farted, a girl got a fizzy face

Well I say a little prayer "Please Everyone in Time and Space",
I've got a 2 Liter Bottle of coke in an uncomfortable place.
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air,
And i swear I’ve soaking up my underwear.
With Soda from Somewhere.

I was a little eager when I loaded up to Be
I Want to Go on Bull, Eagle, Revolution, and Rue Le
Too many rides to ride in Just 1 Short Day
But I’ll have to leave, Or I’ll be sent to Jail right away
I Made it past Security and the Joy Cannot be Content
I Get Ready and Take My Seat as the Park President

As I Get ready for Another Day, I Get a Smile on my Face
Because I’m not going to pay Extreme Prices in this Place
Security, Mechanics, Mascots, Have some soda to get Ready
Cause We Will Beat Cedar Point for Best Park,
Eventually

I Got 2 Liters
I Got 2 Liters
I Got 2 Liters… of Orange Soda

[rct2wizard360]

You all know the song..

I wanna...
Ride ride ride you from the sky to the flo'
but you always...
closed, cause the dutch made you so broke,
and I wanna,
AHH! AHH!
the pain is so I good, don't wanna leave
let let me ride you, damn Vekoma please

[vprlvr456]

What song is that