This is really random, but how about we make up songs that you replace the words with something to do with the amusement park industry (ie. Chang, little dipper, sfgam) Look at my sig to see examples for the hopeful repainting of Chang
(sings)If you want to be my Chang-y, doesn 't matter if your black or white, or brown, or blue, or green, or red, or orange, or mauve, or yellow... 2010 trips- Dollywood, SFGAm, maybe SoCal
Parody of Stephen Colbert's "A Cold Cold Christmas" Sing the Song like a Slow Western and you'll get it hopefully.
I want an Intamin Hyper I hope its over 310ft Let it have Hills And also Thrills Of that Always Broken Thing in New Jersey
We thought they weren’t Going to Build Another After the Problems with Kingda Dragster From Breaking Down To Slow Loading And they added a 300ft Monster
So how will it Perform Will it have Lap Bars or OTSR Will it have a lot of Hills Or Will it be a Broken Chill Or will it be a 300ft Clone of Dragster
You got the Money by Closing Geauga And possibly Worlds of Fun Even After adding Prowler I hope that park won’t be Closing
What Color will it be And will it Be Operational Intamin Rides have been Tough And some even have Rough And the Placement might be Questionable
(Spoken) Buddy, I hope that its worth Selling Worlds of Fun If Real Estate gets there, those 3 parks could be Done Also selling Valley Fair was a real Worry and Puzzler Since their Name is Pt. 2 of the Company Name Cedar Fair California’s Great America might be bought by the 49ers And the last time a Park was bought by a Sports Team, we got Daniel Snyder And it will make Kings Dominion have thrills really, really tall And will beat Busch Gardens Once and for all
End of Discussion
(Continue Singing) So have your Intamin 300 Plus Foot Thriller That Might be a Taller Clone of Superman It Might an Accelerator Or Maybe an Intamin Water Coaster Could be in the Plan
An Amazing Intamin Thrill Coaster And An Unknown Coaster at Carowind’s With B&M Hyper’s at Wonderland And Kings Island Will leave Intamin at Kings Dominion
Only a Few Months for a Reveal And around 9 Months for a New Start But first the Intamin Giga Coaster For the Kings Dominion Theme Park
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to you "I'm Riding with Galvan" SFGAm Song
- Spoof of "Disaster Movie Date Song"
(Coaster Justin) I’m Riding with Galvan316
(Galvan316) You’re Riding with Galvan, Well I’m Riding with DejaVuGurl1213
(DejaVuGurl1213) They’re Riding with DejaVuGurl Either Eagle, Batman, or The Dark Knight Anything but seeing the New Moon Twilight I’m Also Riding with Director Guy
(Director Guy) She is right and its true I’m Riding with Ms. DejaVu And I’m Riding Ricochet and Giant Drop
(Everyone) And We’re Riding with CoasterDave
(CoasterDave) They’re Riding with Coaster Dave, and I’m Riding with Chitown
(Chitown) When on Demon, I’m With FParker185
(FParker185) It was rough and Not in my Plan And I’m Riding with Raging Bull Fan
(Raging Bull Fan) That’s Great Cause I’m Riding with TTDRox
(TTD Rox) Riding with TTD Rox, That’s Silly Cause I’m Riding with Trailblazer Tony
(Trailblazer Tony) They’re on The Carousel with Trailblazer Tony Upper Level, Lower Level Can see how This Park has gone Unwell And I’m Riding with Demon
(Demon Boy) He’s Riding with Demon Boy And King Chaos is still in program “Fugly” So I’m Riding Big Easy with Bigb
(Bigb) He’s Riding with Big B And I Think I’m Riding with Dan Hockey
(Dan Hockey) Either the Train or Spacely Everyone Likes Dan Hockey And I Ride Everything With BP/19
(BP/19) Call It Buccaneer Battle I’m Riding with sfgam07
(sfgam07) This Song Rocks And Is Really Cool And I’m Riding Loggers With the Looney Tunes
(Looney Tunes) He Rides with us all Day at the Park On Wolf, On Bull, On Viper all Day Long
(Cycamps, Galvan316, FParker185) I’m Riding with Crista Flanagan I’m Riding with Oprah I’m Riding with Vince Vaughn
(Obama) I’m Riding with Vince Vaughn and I’m Riding with W00dland
(W00dland) He’s Riding with W00dland and I’m Riding with Coaster Justin
(Coaster Justin) On Dare Devil Dive with Bob O
(Bob O) And I’m Riding with Demon Bull Eagle
(Demon Bull Eagle) Roaring Rapids is really Fine With Train Crossing 9
(Train Crossing 9) And I’m Riding Great America Raceway Kinda Slow Kinda Dragging But Something is Probably Going TO STAND OUT IN 2011
(sings)If you want to be my Chang-y, doesn 't matter if your black or white, or brown, or blue, or green, or red, or orange, or mauve, or yellow... 2010 trips- Dollywood, SFGAm, maybe SoCal
Spoken Now Everyone, vprlvr456 heard that Six Flags filed Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; Boys and Girls Can you Say "Bailout?" So he was crying and A Nice, Handsome, Single Man by the Name of Coaster Justin found out that vplvr was upset, so he wrote him a song to Explain why Six Flags filed Chapter 11
Song:
Hush little Dude Sweet Vprlvr dont cry, just yet Justin is here and he'll sing you a soft song, to Forget
Why cant it all be like it used to be How can i explain why Six Flags Filed Bankruptcy
Cause a Moron got Killed by a Batman Ride And nobody will pay 10 Bucks for a Milkshake and Fries And Premier Parks Didn't Care about Making Money I Think Thats Why Six Flags Filed Bankruptcy
Hush little Guy There is no reason to fret, tonight Don't mind what I'm Doing, I just wants to forget (Repeating a Hail Merry), tonight Soon it will all be like it was Ought to Be Any minute, Six Flags Will be Out of Bankruptcy
But then We'll Get more Rides like The Dark Knight Coaster And another Dozen Thomas Towns or Wiggle's World No Deluge's or Griffin's or Interactive Dark Rides in the Vicinity Once Six Flags Gets out of Bankruptcy
Please dont cry I swear i'll try Cause If I Took Over
I'd add some Concrete to the Park and Add Some Good Rides Like S&S Screaming Swings And Coaster Waterslides I'll Lower Admission And Add Solar Panels Which is a Big Kick in the Arm to Gurnee Electrical
Last edited by Coaster Justin on December 3rd, 2009, 11:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait. It's the not knowing that has put me in this state. The minutes feel like hours; the tension is too great. I've Heard for Months and now it's in the hands of fate.
Waiting for the Park to Open For the Last Year, Rumors have Been Cirulating Waiting for the Park To Open A 4D Wooden Floorless has been Argumentation
My Nerves, They Have been Going My Calendar has the Park Opening on the 12th I Guess I’ll Have to See Whats There for Myself At Least We Won’t Have to Worry about Getting an SLC Cause We Have A Batman, and that Would Be Silly
Waiting for the Park to Open Mark Shapiro Sucks is the Main Topic of Discussion Waiting for the Park to Open The Dippin Dots Guy Says a 2nd Stand Up Coaster Locked without Consideration
Will I find Out, On Opening Day Will Some Spammers, Make me think Another Way Is It Going to Be Good, Will something Be Rehabbed Will Admission and Parking Go Up, Cause That’s Just Sad
Waiting for the Park to Open Screamscape 9 times out of 10 is Very, Very, Certain Waiting for the Park to Open My Mind says a Parade, but that’s My Intuition Mostly
Boys And Girl, Trust your Thinking Take it From Coaster Justin The Park Can and Could Do Anything Making You Do Some Questioning What will be Repainted, What Will Go There Are They Gonna Go Green, Will Fright Fest Scare Will Shockwave Return, Where is Déjà Vu Where is Sky Whirl, Where’s V2 Batman Got Painted, The New Spy Girl Show Will The Parade Really Glow Are There Fines, Is the Food Over Priced Does Buccaneer Battle Look Really Nice Are The Bathrooms Cleaner This Year Grafitti and Vandalism is What I Fear Cigarette Butts and Smelly Trash Cans 2 Hours are Not in My Plan
God I Can’t take Anymore I’m About to fall right on the Floor Wait, The Park will Open This Morning The Questions I’ve Been Thinking will be Solving Time to The “What’s New” Test Too See if the Park is The Best
It’s OK It’s OK It’s OK It’s Bought By Mark Shapiro
Why would anyone ever write a "song" about theme parks/what members of a theme park message board do? The priorities of creating a "spoof" of a song from a beyond words awful movie like disaster movie fall somewhere between getting hit in the groin with a Louisville Slugger bat a dozen times and licking a hobo.
monsterfan99 wrote:Why would anyone ever write a "song" about theme parks/what members of a theme park message board do? The priorities of creating a "spoof" of a song from a beyond words awful movie like disaster movie fall somewhere between getting hit in the groin with a Louisville Slugger bat a dozen times and licking a hobo.
Exactly! haha
Have a take and don't suck, it's the Jim Rome Show!
Song: "A Schwarzkopf Tribute" Parody: Jim Henson's Dead by Stephen Lynch
S&S Can’t Make a Good 4D Vekoma Rides Are Nightmares Mechanically And Intamin Kills People
Gravity Group Tears After Day 1 And Most Premier Rides Aren’t That Fun And B&M’s Intensity is Questionable
Oh Schwarzkopf Might be Dead and Gone But His Legacy lives on And Whizzer Rocks Cause It’s the Only One in the USA
He was Part of the Big Bad Wolf Coaster And Started the Creation of Portable-er And Used Launch Technology
From North, East, South, and West Many Classics are still among the Best And Many are Better then the Ones Recently
Oh Schwarzkopf Might be Dead and Gone But his Legacy Lives on And Tidal Wave Started the Trend For Kingda Ka
He Made Silver Arrows, Shuttle Loops and Speed Racers Double Looping, Wildcat’s, Katapults and Jet Stars And Also Monsters
From Wildcat, White Lightning, and Viper To Zyklon, Wild Rider, and Zambezi Zinger Twist N Shout, Turbo Mountain, Whizzer Super 8, Mountain Express, Star Chaser And About 150 More
Some of His Rides are Very Outdated Some of His Rides are Very Fun Sadly he suffered Bankruptcy’s And he sadly Died of Parkinson’s In 2001
Anton Schwarzkopf might be Dead and Gone But his Remaining 61 Coasters Live On To Continue this Mans Amazing Legacy
Anton Schwarzkopf might be Dead and Gone But his Legacy Lives on Through his Son Wieland
Goldrusher, Psyclone, Rolling Thunder, Cyclone Yankee Cannonball, Family Flyer, TL*3, Excalibur
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song He Was Counting Before I Logged In We Didn’t Write the FParker Song I Don’t Hate Him So Here’s My Song To Him
Maverick, Sea Dragon, Hot Tamale, Runaway Train El Toro, Boa Squeeze, Olympia Looping, Hades
Vortex, Crazy Mouse, Our Viper, Designed in House Robin Hood, Primeval Whirl, Pegasus, Roller Coaster
Ultimate, Twister, Steeplechase, Blue Coaster Rattlesnake, Colossus, Big Loop, Orient Express
Ohio, Kentucky, Virginia, New Jersey, Germany Iowa, Wisconsin, Florida, Missouri Illinois, Pennsylvania, France, Italy
Massachusetts, Belgium, Maryland I Give Up, End of Discussion
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song He Was Counting Before I Logged In We Didn’t Write the FParker Song I Don’t Hate Him So Here’s My Song To Him, To Him, To Him, To Him
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song He Was Counting Before I Logged In We Didn’t Write the FParker Song I Don’t Hate Him So Here’s My Song To Him
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song He Was Counting Before I Logged In We Didn’t Write the FParker Song I Don’t Hate Him So Here’s My Song To Him
We Didn’t Write the FParker Song He Was Counting Before I Logged In We Didn’t Write the FParker Song I Don’t Hate Him So Here’s My Song To Him
Fun Fact: I Only Mentioned 132 of his 605 Coasters There will probably Not Be A Sequal, But you never Know?
Six Flags Great America Parody of Stephen Lynch's America Song
Hey, Hey, What do you Say I Live 3 Miles from S F G A Whoa, Whoa, What do you Know Get Ready and go
Well this is a song for Six Flags Great America Home of the Red, White, and Scream Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure
Loved by All from Over Texas to Magic Mountain If Six Flags were a School we’d be the King and the Queen Loved by La Ronde, and Wyandot Lake The One in Maryland makes us look really Great
Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America Home of the Red, White, and Scream Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s Raging Cajun is Very Twisty And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure
Our Operations is something to Note When we made Shockwave, out attendance Explote Every Single Ride is Perfect and True Unless You Include Déjà Vu
Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America Home of the Red, White, and Scream Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s Raging Cajun is Very Twisty Dark Knight’s Pre Show gets Old Quickly And if you don’t love it, go to Michigan’s Adventure
To all the Sold Park, had one thing in Common No Locals with Major Compassion And if you want to compete, that’s OK You’re Going to Go Bankrupt in a Few Days
Oh this is a Song for Six Flags Great America Home of the Red, White, and Scream Land of Thrills like Vertical Velocity And Wiggle’s World for the Kiddy’s Raging Cajun is Very Twisty Dark Knight’s Pre Show gets Old Quickly Hurricane Harbor increased Attendance Significantly Déjà Vu Breaking Down Almost Daily 10 Bucks for Nachos with Extra Cheese Buccaneer Battle is Very Splashy Johnny Rockets, Papa Johns, Panda Express, and Cold Stone Creamery’s Demon Hung Riders During the First Loop-y Love at First Fright is a Top Rated Must-See Having 2 Stand Ups in the Same Park is Just Silly
I Think We Should Prey, Don’t You
It Might Seem That Six Flags Great America Isn’t So Great But Slow Lines, Expensive Prices, Bad Rides What I Hate Most People are Kind, Honest, and Together Enthusiastic, Happy, Kind Hearted, Forever That’s When you Know, You’re in a Place on Wonder And if you Don’t Think So, Go to Michigan’s Adventure If You Don’t Think So, Go to Michigan’s Adventure
Coaster Justin wrote:Ladies and Gentleman, I Present to you the Long Awaited "FParker Song"
Tune: Billy Joel- We Didn't Start the Fire
Oh my gosh, someone actually knows this song!
(sings)If you want to be my Chang-y, doesn 't matter if your black or white, or brown, or blue, or green, or red, or orange, or mauve, or yellow... 2010 trips- Dollywood, SFGAm, maybe SoCal
Well, only one person on Jepordy(I know I spelled it wrong)! knew it a few days ago
(sings)If you want to be my Chang-y, doesn 't matter if your black or white, or brown, or blue, or green, or red, or orange, or mauve, or yellow... 2010 trips- Dollywood, SFGAm, maybe SoCal
I call you from my car to say I'll be Home, around 10 A short day at the Park and I will get to see you again There's nothing on the radio; I'd fiddled the dial Then I see a sign: Great America’s just another mile I Have my tickets and can’t want to get on those rides And as I near security I almost start to cry.
Well I hope Security agent's can't tell from my face, I got a 2 Liter Bottle of Soda in an uncomfortable place. I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air, 'because with a 2 Liter Bottle of Soda, it's getting crowded up in there. Crowded up in there.
My Mind is thinking about Little Dipper, Parade, and Superman All of these Rides, Even the Dark Knight, I’ll ride over and over again Hey I’m Saving a ton of money not paying their Fees Because with this economy, nobody has “Spending Money” I must remember don't leave any Soda inside the place; I did that once and when I farted, a girl got a fizzy face
Well I say a little prayer "Please Everyone in Time and Space", I've got a 2 Liter Bottle of coke in an uncomfortable place. I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air, And i swear I’ve soaking up my underwear. With Soda from Somewhere.
I was a little eager when I loaded up to Be I Want to Go on Bull, Eagle, Revolution, and Rue Le Too many rides to ride in Just 1 Short Day But I’ll have to leave, Or I’ll be sent to Jail right away I Made it past Security and the Joy Cannot be Content I Get Ready and Take My Seat as the Park President
As I Get ready for Another Day, I Get a Smile on my Face Because I’m not going to pay Extreme Prices in this Place Security, Mechanics, Mascots, Have some soda to get Ready Cause We Will Beat Cedar Point for Best Park, Eventually
I Got 2 Liters I Got 2 Liters I Got 2 Liters… of Orange Soda
I wanna... Ride ride ride you from the sky to the flo' but you always... closed, cause the dutch made you so broke, and I wanna, AHH! AHH! the pain is so I good, don't wanna leave let let me ride you, damn Vekoma please
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
(sings)If you want to be my Chang-y, doesn 't matter if your black or white, or brown, or blue, or green, or red, or orange, or mauve, or yellow... 2010 trips- Dollywood, SFGAm, maybe SoCal