You can only post if you.....

[ihauntu2]

I like cheerwine because its cheap.

FRD714
Since you asked so nicely..

You can only post if you have had a friend who works at the park steal you a character costume, so that you may dress as that character in an attempt to gain illegal entry into the park in order to steal any leftover Shockwave parts(bolts etc) that may still be in the grass on the hill. But after gaining entry to the park you changed the plan to facilitate the kidnapping of Kieran Burke, then bludgeoned him with those ill-gotten Shockwave parts. Afterwards you left the body in the small area of stormwater drainage retention aerated with pumps near Deja Vu....

3rd attempt.... Any other constraints you want to try?

EDIT : Changed Lagoon to more technical description in an attempt to satisfy Aero737....

[Aero737]

Technically a lagoon is a salt water body of water.

[Do I Know You]

I do that all the time.

You can only post if you are Mr. Six.

[FRD714]

You can only post if you have been to six flags on your birthday.

[[jonrev]]

You can only post if you wear Converse.

[Binks Drake]

Ah...so you're mr. Six. You probably shouldn't post here as you work for SFI.

[FRD714]

Im not mr six, but since no one here is, I just posted anyway.

You can only post if you have brown hair.

[Binks Drake]

You keep breaking your own rules. First you post against the TITLE of the thread. Then you go away from the theme of Six Flags. I think you can figure out why no one is posting.

[FRD714]

Well it doesnt seem like anyone else is following them anyway so post about whatever you want.

[mschulz5]

I love hot sauce.

[Trailblazer Tony]

I got a rock

[Sireze]

*hasn't been to GAm in over a year *

You can only post if you kick ass.

Same! I only been in 2004

[[jonrev]]

Let's start over...

You can only post if you rode the Bobs.
or
You can only post if you've seen the remains of Idora park.
or
if you love Chicago.

[ITMS-Gradchick]

you can only post if you have recently been dumped.

[w00dland]

You can only post if you have 3 private parts.

[Trailblazer Tony]

Since the one has three sections, i'll post.

You can only post if you are going as Mr. Six for halloween.

[Drkstarboard]

WOW So Drkstarboard had fondled a spider monkey while whistling the Star Spangled Banner? Man we have some sick people around here.

All the while I only thought he was a tool, guess not.

Hey if I didn't post then this topic would be dead

[FRD714]

ok, ill start it up again.

You can only post if you like v2.

[[jonrev]]

You can only post if you liked Power Dive.

[w00dland]

You can only post if you think Vekoma is the best darned manufacturer of rides this side of the Mississippi.

[FRD714]

You can only post if you have been to sf magic mountain.

[w00dland]

you can only post if you are eating a hardees monster burger right now

[Do I Know You]

You can only post if you think Full House is funny

[FRD714]

^sometimes

You can only post if you thought hurricane harbor was a waste of time.

[Trailblazer Tony]

^When it was crowded

You can only post if you got stuck on a coaster this year.