Found this on another message board....can anybody name the movie this is from:
ARTHUR:
There! Look!
LAUNCELOT:
What does it say?
GALAHAD:
What language is that?
ARTHUR:
Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.
MAYNARD:
It's Aramaic!
GALAHAD:
Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!
LAUNCELOT:
'Course!
ARTHUR:
What does it say?
MAYNARD:
It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
ARTHUR:
What?
MAYNARD:
'...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'.
BEDEVERE:
What is that?
MAYNARD:
He must have died while carving it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
GALAHAD:
Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MAYNARD:
No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'.
LAUNCELOT:
Aaaauugggh.
ARTHUR:
Aaaaaggh.
BEDEVERE:
Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?
GALAHAD:
Where's that?
BEDEVERE:
France, I think.
LAUNCELOT:
Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?
ARTHUR:
No, that's 'Saint Ives'.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.
KNIGHTS:
Iiiiives.
BEDEVERE:
Oooohoohohooo!
LAUNCELOT:
No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.
BEDEVERE:
N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!
BEDEVERE:
Yes, but I-- aaaaaah!
ARTHUR:
Oooh!
GALAHAD:
My God!
[dramatic chord]
[roar]
MAYNARD:
It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh!
[Black Beast of Aaauugh eats BROTHER MAYNARD]
BEDEVERE:
That's it! That's it!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
[roar]
Run away! Run awaaay! Run awaaaaay!
[roar]
Keep running!
[boom]
[roar]
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!...
BEDEVERE:
We've lost him.
[roar]
KNIGHTS:
Aagh!
NARRATOR:
As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless,
when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
ANIMATOR:
Ulk!
[thump]
NARRATOR:
The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for Holy Grail could continue.[/url]
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. My e-mail notification at work is the page getting skewered by an arrow and stating "Message for You sir"
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And I saw Bigfoot making crop circles
beneath the Northern Lights
And I've been witness to a strange occurence
damn near my whole life
Now you see I try to see things different,
but I can't argue with my sight
It sounds as stupid as my haircut
and as strange as my whole life
My whole damn life.
It's the most fun in the park when your laughing in the dark.
My friends and I just found out about this site yesterday, they pay you starting at $.45 per hour to watch stupid ads. Once you earn over $25 they'll send you a check or paypal or a few other ways... But still, getting paid to watch stupid ads!
The site sometimes goes down due to traffic, if it does, just wait a min then try again.
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