A While ago, MADtv did something called the iRack spoofing the Iraq War (No offense if you have loved ones there). Recently, Cedar Fair announced that Geauga Lake was closing its amusement ride section. So I spoofed the iRack into something called the iGeauga Lake. I posted it at Geaugalaketoday and it was well recieved. I'm going to post the youtube video, and my video below it. I reccomend that you play the youtube video and read my version at the same time. I'm done talking.
Please Watch the youtube video first, before reading this. Thanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
And My Version
Announcer : Ladies and Gentleman, Shareholders, and Investors. I am proud to present the CEO of Cedar Fair. Mr. Dick Kinzel.
DK : Welcome everyone, in the last 10 Years, Cedar Fair is branching out with new technology that has changed the World.
- Cedar Fair iPod
- Cedar Fair Computer
- Cedar Fair Man Magazine
- Cedar Fair Laptop
- Cedar Fair Cell Phone
- Cedar Fair Picture Frame
- Cedar Fair Lamp
- Cedar Fair Vacuum Cleaner
- Cedar Fair Microwave
Tonight I will unveil our newest Technology and it will synergize with all of our previous experience. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, the Geauga Lake.
Guest 1 : Geauga Lake Looks Unstable.
DK : Trust me, with how much I love Geauga Lake, its future will be unstable.
Guest 2 : Geauga Lake looks like something we shouldn’t be involved with. It looks like you put it together with no directions.
DK : I’m fairly confident that Geauga Lake will probably survive without any plans or directions or positive modifications of any sort.
Guest 3 : It looks all shaky and worn out, you are going to fix it right?
DK : Wrong, this is Geauga Lake as we intend it. Mission Accomplished. Now I am going to take some important parts out of Geauga Lake.
Guest 1 : Geauga Lake looks like it doesn’t even want those things taken out of there.
DK : Don’t worry, I think I know what’s best for Geauga Lake.
Announcer : You shouldn’t be taking more things out of Geauga Lake, you should be putting things in.
Guest 2 : Yeah put things into Geauga Lake.
DK : Does everyone here want me to put things into Geauga Lake?
Guests : Yeah, yeah, put things into Geauga Lake.
DK : I hear what you’re saying and the answer is no. I’m going to take even more things out of Geauga Lake.
Guest 3 : If you keep taking things out, then what will be left? It will just be a shadow of its former self.
Guest 1 : Look Geauga Lake is starting to smoke.
DK : That’s just the beginnings of synergy. I will help the process along by not throwing any money or maintaining Geauga Lake.
Announcer : Stop it you’re ruining the Geauga Lake.
Guest 2 : As stock holders, we will not support you in this.
DK : I don’t care and guess what, I’m going to take 120 more things out of Geauga Lake.
Announcer : Geauga Lakes on fire!
Guest 3 : Oh my god, the fire is engulfing the entire building.
Announcer : Everybody Out!
Guest 2 : Where’s the exit, how do we get out of here?
DK : You can’t get out of here, I Have no exit Strategy. Now I want you all to stop focusing on me and focus on our newest thing. The Paramount Parks.
