The Dreaded Questionable Hookup

[FParker185]

so yeah, I realize this may not be the right place to ask, but I'm scrambling for answers here.

Generally I pick and choose people well, however this past Friday, Liquors drunkened me, and there was quite a questionable hookup which details dont need to be made public, though for the hell of it I can give out the first part, my friend who I was with at the bar(and he was trashed) was hitting on this 50 or so year old fat chick from Missouri, and we end up back at her place after the bar closed lured by the prospect of even more alcohol... (Imaginations run wild, but not to wild!)

So yeah, this questionable hookup is new for me as the bartender was paying for 90% of my drinks, I gauge my bar nights by $$, which went out the window. Any advice?

And for all the youngins, alcohol isnt all it's made out to be, everything in moderation.

[demon boy]

I'm still underage, but i can only say one thing.....

It sounds like you two got pwnd in the face!!!!!!!!!!!

[Director_Guy]

Run. Run far away.

[rct2wizard360]

Change your name.

Fast.

[EagleFan344]

hahahahaha

[FParker185]

she doesnt know my name, and I don't knew hers, so the name thing is covered (also it didnt go that far, there was absolutely no pwnd, though I still feel unclean)

[rct2wizard360]

Well if she dosen't know your name, she really can't contact you.

Now just try not to see her again.
Good luck.

[w00dland]

You live in the midwest, which means there are a countless amount of other places to drink that don't include 50 year old fat chicks.

If all else fails, go into great detail of the history of roller coasters from 1915 on, that always seems to work for me.

[RBull4life]

If all else fails, go into great detail of the history of roller coasters from 1915 on, that always seems to work for me.

They all look like super models after a few shots, and beers.